Top Ten Little-Known Facts About Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig as per David Letterman.
10)Only guy in Milwaukee who's never had a beer
9) Once told Martha Stewart to unload her Montreal Expos stock
8) Went to Las Vegas a couple days ago and put 10 grand on "tie"
7) Eats rosin bags like they're peanuts
6) Won't stop sending flowers to Mike Piazza
5) Has actually sat through a Washington Nationals game
4) His nude seventh inning stretches were sort of funny the first couple of times
3) Refuses to recognize Ted Williams as top cryogenically-frozen ball player of all time
2) Wife keeps complaining about "contraction," if you know what I mean
1) Throws like a girl
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