Top Ten Ways To Make The All-Star Game More Exciting as per David Letterman.
10) Replace "take me out to the ballgame" with 50 cent's "what up gangsta"
9) Just a thought, but when Saddam's soccer team lost, he'd execute 'em
8) Two words: monkey umpires
7) Losing players spend remainder of the year making seven bucks an hour
6) Nine starters, eight uniforms
5) Seventh inning players' wife-swap
4) One lucky ticket-holder gets to manage the Nationals in 2010
3) Between innings, Pete Rose plays keno
2) Allow top hitters to use performance-enhancing supplements...oh wait, they already do that
1) Losing pitcher has to give rubdown to a naked Bud Selig
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